Thursday, 27 November 2008

Overheard conversations: one

I was just in Ayres (natch), ogling up the mince pies when I heard two women conversing thus:

Woman 1: She turned round to me and said "I think you've got that wrong" and I turned round to her and said "No I haven't actually" and then she turned round to me and said "No, I'm right, you're wrong" and so I turned round to her and said "No I'm right and you're wrong" and then she turned round to me and said "Don't even go there!"

Woman 2: She didn't! What you should've done was turn round to her and said "Prove to me you're in the right then!"

Woman 2: Yeah but she'd have just turned round to me and said "No, you prove it to me" and I'd have turned round to her and said "Up yours"

With all this "turning around", naked agression and soothing hisses emanating from the hot chocolate machine I got so dizzy I requested five puff pastry mince pies instead of three.

7 comments:

Bush Mummy said...

Award for you at Bush Mummy's place.

x

The Dotterel said...

You deserved them! What a conversation.

Crystal Jigsaw said...

Cor blimey, I bet you ended up with indigestion too!

CJ xx

Tara said...

Why do people say that 'so I turned around and said . . . ?'

Did they have their arms folded just under their bust a la Les Dawson too. Oh sheesh, I'm showing my age now aren't I?

Potty Mummy said...

Puff pastry mince pies? I thought only I made those... (shop bought puff pastry, obviously). And apparantly, fyi Tara, the reason those women that Les Dawson based that sketch on did that funny not speaking thing was because they all learnt to lip read in 't mills because the machinery was so loud. (I learnt that just the other - sorry just 't other day, and have been waiting to pass it on ever since!).

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